I’m A Real Estate Agent. Am I A Sleaze?
If I’m not writing, I’m selling real estate. Sometimes, when I reveal this to my artsy writer friends, I get a look of surprise or
What It Feels Like To Sell Your First House
1. They picked me to sell their house!
Me! Actual me!
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2. Wait, they picked me?
Now I’m freaking out.
3. I met the owners of course.
But they weren’t wearing their cosplay getups that day.
4. Should I make design suggestions?
Talking to my first homeowner into depersonalizing their space.
5. I wonder if some home staging can fix this?
Right? Home staging can work miracles. Paint the walls, heck paint the floor. Toss everything in the trash. Possibly find a wall mounted projector to project a beautiful room on top of the newly painted walls? Ugh. Who am I kidding.
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6. It’s coming together!
I was getting pretty worried but of course it will be smooth sailing now.
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7. Smooth sailing.
I might have spoken too soon.
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8. Say cheese!
I probably should have hired a real estate photographer.
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9. Time for Open House!
I’m sure I’ll get this many folks for my first open house!
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10. Or not.
Oof.
11. Meet the new family!
I’m sure the neighborhood can’t wait to meet these awesome folks.
12. I’ll cut through all the paperwork.
It’s how I roll.
13. Mama’s bills finally gonna get paid!
How it feels after weeks of not knowing if you’ll survive the next month.
