This Realtor’s Hilarious Rendition of Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’ Is Going Viral

Lyrics

I stay up too late
So many contracts on my plate
We’re gonna miss a closing date
Uh huh
Miss a closing date

We’ve got trouble with the loan
And clients blowin’ up my phone
And my kids are home alone
Uh huh
My kids are home alone

But I keep going
Showing after showing
To keep this business growing
I’ll be fine, I just don’t wanna lose my mind

‘Cause the lender’s gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
And the buyer’s gonna flake, flake, flake, flake, flake
I just wanna take, take, take, take, take
One day off, one day off!

‘Cause the seller’s gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
The closing might be late, late, late, late, late
I just wanna take, take, take, take, take
One day off, one day off!

My key won’t work again (ahh!)
How am I gonna get in?
A doggie door or climb the fence?
I don’t wanna climb the fence

These buyers can’t make up their minds
Don’t want to show it one more time
That is unless they’re gonna buy
Mmhmm, and I know they’re gonna buy

So I keep going
Closing after closing
To keep this business growing
I’ll be fine, I just hope I don’t lose my mind

‘Cause the lender’s gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
And the buyer’s gonna flake, flake, flake, flake, flake
I just wanna take, take, take, take, take
One day off, one day off!

‘Cause the seller’s gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
The closing might be late, late, late, late, late
I just wanna take, take, take, take, take
One day off, one day off!

Sing it with me
One day off, one day off
I want one day off, one day off
I want one day off, one day off
I want one day off, one day off

Hey, just think, while you’ve been watching Bravo and HGTV
With their million dollar listings
We’re out here on the streets for real
And my clients open credit cards right before we close

I just need a break
And to the sellers over there priced hella unfair
I say come on bring it down, I need a break

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